Monday, December 30, 2013

Monday Mischief, Niles Edition

For those, like my pawrents, here is a reminder that life is STILL ABOUT ME!

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A picture of my mantasic self!

My life fur the past 10 day has been ruff.  Niles, or aka, Turd-knocker…BOL, that’s what I call him…TURD-KNOCKER!!!  Anyways, he has been on my ever-last-reserved nerve!

It seems that when you are the size of a glorified hamster everyone thinks that you are cute.    Let me just say this, If  I pooped on the floor, I would have my tail in some big trouble.  When Turd-knocker poops on the floor, the pawrentials clean it up and show him the pee-pad.  I don’t get it….something about positive potty training garbage.  Phooey.

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Here is the other thing….He is terrorizing the entire house!  When I chase the bad pussy cats, I get yelled at and I have stop….when Niles chases them, it’s cute….I am speechless!  Not fair at all!!!

Are you ready for this??  Zoe, remember Zoe??

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She is scared barkless of Niles….so scared that the Turd-Knocker knows it and he will actually chase her!!  Pitiful….a grown dog of Zoe’s size scared of a glorified hamster.

Here is the mischief part of this whole post….see this picture….

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See Niles, see the big pillow that he is sitting on??  That is Zoe’s Pillow….The Turd-Knocker chases Zoe off and then plops his tiny hamster sized self on it, next to her Christmas bone.

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Niles has claimed this pillow as his own….Then Niles, drags my snowman  on to the pillow as well!    MY TOY!

Something has to be done!  See my shirt…..it says, My House, My Rules…now this needs to be re-enforced, Immediately!

8 comments:

  1. Ummmmm...well seein' how I is da youngest in my house I has not delt withs dis. Howevers, my brudder feels fur you! See, when I came heres..him was skeered of me and all my cuteness too. And unfortunately I did take overs da house. I is not makin' dis any betters fur you am I?

    Puddles

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  2. Your house, your rules...... you tell Niles Higgins. You got to show him who is boss.
    Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. Oh I remember when Torrey showed up. (((sigh))) This will get better, I promise.

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  4. Better show him who is boss now or you life will never be the same Higgins!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta (the young one who rules our house)

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  5. Well, it looks like the turd knocker needs to knock around a little to learn his place in life and Your House, grab that toy and run!

    The Mad Scots

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  6. OMD, you have quite the conundrum on your paws there! Don't worry, he won't be hamster-sized forever. In the mean time, you need to step it up and show him who is REALLY the boss!

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  7. Oh my word! You must hear all the Ooooooo's and Aaaaaaaa's when the oversized hamster is around
    Lily

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  8. Well dude, I don't know what to say. This is a tragedy fursure. I don't know where the little turd-knocker gets off stealin' YOUR toy, butts, yeah, I would say that is the last straw! You must teach the little grasshopper YOUR WAYS....then there will be peace in the house.
    Is it wrong to say that the tiny little hamster imposter is kinda cute? Sorry. Yes. It's wrong. Never mind....
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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